wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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