Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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