Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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