I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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