Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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