"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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