I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
