is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I want a musical about memes.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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