I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I need moral support for this bender
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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