You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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