i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
It's just like the Real World with babies
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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