I feel like I'm in dance class right now
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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