school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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