Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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