I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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