So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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