ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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