Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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