I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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