just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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