Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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