Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
what day is it and did you see me today?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Randomize
