is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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