Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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