oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
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