do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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