She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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