Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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