I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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