some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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