that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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