I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Randomize
