To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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