I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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