He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Randomize
