He is such a slut. More and more my type.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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