Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
