quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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