Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You are the jesus of drinking
I have post one night stand depression
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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