So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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