you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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