Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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