Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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