Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
Randomize
