I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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