don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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