Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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