the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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