You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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