oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Randomize