So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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