Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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