Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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