You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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