Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
