I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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